Until a few hours ago my day was fair. However, these things always change. I do not know if it were by chance or if God simply wishes to reveal the folly of some people? Thus begins the story of the week. This story was brought to my attention this evening by a distressed call from a newly-wedded K-Leaf. Although I have not yet gone through counselling courses, who could deny a friend a listening ear and some advice in a time of need. Oh, how does that old saying go? "Secrets, secrets are no fun...." Just a few weeks into their marriage T-Leaf drops a bomb into K's lap. Oh no, it is much worse than you could ever imagine, and what is worse is that it affects me as well.
As a young lad, T-Leaf had an obsession with a certain movie of Titanic magnitude. This fetish, as some have called it, has been replaced and cheapened by a single individual who encompasses more debauchery and evil than Charbucks and McDonald's combined. What is this repugnant problem? Not only has a "JT" also known as Justin Timberlake brought Sexy Back, but now our beloved T-Leaf has jumped on the bandwagon as well. Are not these the things that need to be discussed in marriage counseling? I thought Rev. Daul had done a great job, apparently there is only so much one man can accomplish.
Since T has broken faith with all sanity and joined a cohort of fourteen year old girls who admire and adore all things "JT", I am fearful that K will loose her sanity soon as well. All that there is left to wonder is, was T a Spice Girls fan as well? Or Better yet, is he still? It has been a sad, miserable evening since hearing this tragic news that yet another misguided person has joined the fight to "bring sexy back."
As a young lad, T-Leaf had an obsession with a certain movie of Titanic magnitude. This fetish, as some have called it, has been replaced and cheapened by a single individual who encompasses more debauchery and evil than Charbucks and McDonald's combined. What is this repugnant problem? Not only has a "JT" also known as Justin Timberlake brought Sexy Back, but now our beloved T-Leaf has jumped on the bandwagon as well. Are not these the things that need to be discussed in marriage counseling? I thought Rev. Daul had done a great job, apparently there is only so much one man can accomplish.
Since T has broken faith with all sanity and joined a cohort of fourteen year old girls who admire and adore all things "JT", I am fearful that K will loose her sanity soon as well. All that there is left to wonder is, was T a Spice Girls fan as well? Or Better yet, is he still? It has been a sad, miserable evening since hearing this tragic news that yet another misguided person has joined the fight to "bring sexy back."
9 comments:
You sound like a newspaper columnist, or perhaps a writer of the Concordia paper (what is that thing called??) Too funny...we may have to break off ties with T-Leaf before he pulls us under...should we rescue Kelly too, or let her pull out herself? If only we could have been there to comfort her...
Oh go cut a lawn!
I like Timberlake music and no one can stop me!! I'm glad at least H feels the same way...
p.s. Jess, The Beacon (or The Shadow)
I actually cut a few lawns today. Oh and don't worry T, I would never write for the Beacon. Plus, who would read it anyway?
Thanks T!! Wait...if H likes the music why did she call J1 complaining?
Holly called J1?! What was her complaint??
H = Holly, who did NOT call Justin complaining. H loves Justin Timberlake, and often dances to his music in the kitchen. H defends Todd's choice, which is actually pretty unusual.
K = Kelly, who DID call Justin complaining, and then called H complaining. Rarely does H side with Todd over Kelly, but it happened this time.
And T, Nick is on your side too. Which is really saying something.
Personally, Todd, I think Kelly should be glad that you are bringing sexy back. If you get my drift.
H, thanks for all the needed support, FRIEND.
Ouch, T, and after I tell everyone how very much alike we are becoming. I was excited to get syllabi! That is the last time I take on any of your productive characteristics! Geez!
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